Keely is back and just in time for RTT! So, go visit her and see if you can coax her out of the bathroom, apparently she’s been in the fetal position since she returned. Seems all her guest posters had a party while she was gone and left quite a naked mess, not to mention the dog sitter riffled through her medicine cabinet. Glad you’re back Keely!! Anyway let’s jump right into RTT shall we…
Meg’s birthday was awesome and she had a great time, but I’m so glad it’s over and done with, till next year of course. I can’t believe she’s 7 already!!! Does anyone else feel like their life went into hyper speed after they had kids? You blink and 7 years fly by! It’s like someone has the remote for your life and is fast forwarding through the commercials. Hey! Slow down you channel surfing fool, I’d like to savor my life a little.
Speaking of time travel, has anyone seen The Time Traveler’s Wife yet? Was it good? I think I’m gonna go see it this week?! I read the book a while back and loved it.
I’m still looking for some good reading recommendations so if you have any suggestions let have it… What was a page turner for you? What couldn’t you put down?
I wanna know who else has a problem going in a public restroom? Do you get nervous knowing someone is sitting in the stall next to you and listening as you do your business? Do you ever flush and try to get everything out before the flush is over? I have to admit I still get a case of the giggles when someone sits down and lets one rip unintentionally. I mean there’s always the old biddy that goes in, like a pro, not caring that people are listening as the bran and Metamucil shake she had that morning takes effect. However, there are those that you know didn’t mean to let it go, because they spend way to much time in the stall, waiting for all the people that heard them to leave, before they unveil their identity.
Oooo Gloria Gaynor just came on the radio… ~Does her best Cher hair flick and grabs a pencil~ “Oooooo now go… walk out the door… just turn around now… ’cause your not welcome anymore.” WAIT… no, I didn’t mean you! I was just getting my grove on here at work.
Huh! I just realized this is my first RTT that is actually a RTT. How ’bout them apples?
What ever happened to the gratuitous candy dish at work, you know the one you’d try to avoid when dieting by going 3 cubicles out of the way to get back to your desk. Now I have to pay for a couple M and M’s? Seriously? Is the economy that bad that we have to lock our chocolate up in a gum ball machine that charges me a penny (which turns into a dime when I can’t find a penny) every time I want a chocolate fix? WTF?
Alright I’m all out of random so I’m gonna go back to Jammin’ to the oldies at work! “Woah oh here she’s comes watch out boys she’ll chew you up… Woah oh here she come’s she’s a man eater…. ” You still here? Go on… geez do I have to do everything? Click HERE for more randomness.